RJ Hamster
COMEDY Poem: Hear Me Out, by Anna Skarupa
 Comedy FESTIVALCOMEDY Poem: Hear Me Out, by Anna Skarupa By comedyfestival on December 3, 2025The hottest thing a philosopher can do,Is give a concise and precise definition. As such I can’t not be blame, For lusting after Aristotle.Look, Kant dries my you know what, Marx doesn’t believe in sugar daddies, Hegal is waiting for a historical world individual, Out of all the Great Philosophers, Aristotle is the only fuckable oneYes, I know you’re not supposed to be horny in philosophy. It’s a time to think deep and profound thoughts, But, “All of us are pregnant, Socrates,” – Plato, SymposiumCommentLike  You can also reply to this email to leave a comment. |
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