THINGS THAT ARE AS EXCITING AS

SWEATPANTS

Seeing A Cardinal

It’s not an everyday bird, so you feel a bit special, but not so special that it’s worthy of a story.

Shooting Stars

I don’t mean stargazing and seeing a meteor, I’m talking about pointing a gun at the sky and trying to shoot the stars.

Dog Parks

Dog parks are not usually exciting, but every once in a while there is a fight between dogs and the owners have to explain their dogs actions. It’s pretty funny.

Large Ships Going Under Bridges

Ever see a large ship going under a bridge?  It’s pretty good. Good enough for you to call attention to it.

Catered Lunch Leftovers

Sure, it’s passed over Panera sandies from the big meeting, but it’s free food so you better move to get the good stuff before that company-wide email goes out.