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Things That Are As Exciting As Sweatpants

THINGS THAT ARE AS EXCITING AS

SWEATPANTS

THING #1

Seeing A Cardinal

It’s not an everyday bird, so you feel a bit special, but not so special that it’s worthy of a story.

THING #2

Shooting Stars

I don’t mean stargazing and seeing a meteor, I’m talking about pointing a gun at the sky and trying to shoot the stars.

THING #3

Dog Parks

Dog parks are not usually exciting, but every once in a while there is a fight between dogs and the owners have to explain their dogs actions. It’s pretty funny.

THING #4

Large Ships Going Under Bridges

Ever see a large ship going under a bridge?  It’s pretty good. Good enough for you to call attention to it.

THING #5

Catered Lunch Leftovers

Sure, it’s passed over Panera sandies from the big meeting, but it’s free food so you better move to get the good stuff before that company-wide email goes out.

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