The Office Inspects The Stains On Their Sweatpants

The Office Inspects The Stains On Their Sweatpants

October 2, 2022
by RJ Hamster

The Weekly Bird

WHAT’S THAT STAIN?!

The office inspects the stains we found on our new birddogs sweatpants.

KARL’S STAINS

Karl had 4 different types of mustard stains on his sweatpants.

Apparently, Karl is very picky about matching meats with mustards.

Eastern European dishes require a spicy, brown mustard while organ meats pair best with a dijon mustard. I also don't use silverware, thus the stains.

JACK’S STAIN

We assumed Jack spilled some juice on his sweatpants, but he corrected us to say it was a 2018 Cabernet Sauvignon.

Why he was drinking wine in sweatpants is his business.

I wrote you...

SAM’S STAIN

We assumed Sam also spilled juice on his sweatpants, but he corrected us to say it was a 2018 Ragu Garden Vegetable Blend.

2018?! That's WAY past expiration.

HOFF’S STAIN

Hoff’s sweatpants contained a lot of stray hairs.

He claims they were all human which was a weird way to defend himself.

It's all human hair. I swear!

CAEL’S STAIN

Cael had the entire multiplication table written on the inside of his sweatpants.

He said you never know when a pop quiz might go down.

It's the 7's and 8's that give me problems.

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