The Office Inspects The Stains On Their Sweatpants RJ Hamster 2 years ago WHAT’S THAT STAIN?! The office inspects the stains we found on our new birddogs sweatpants. KARL’S STAINS Karl had 4 different types of mustard stains on his sweatpants. Apparently, Karl is very picky about matching meats with mustards. JACK’S STAIN We assumed Jack spilled some juice on his sweatpants, but he corrected us to say it was a 2018 Cabernet Sauvignon. Why he was drinking wine in sweatpants is his business. SAM’S STAIN We assumed Sam also spilled juice on his sweatpants, but he corrected us to say it was a 2018 Ragu Garden Vegetable Blend. HOFF’S STAIN Hoff’s sweatpants contained a lot of stray hairs. He claims they were all human which was a weird way to defend himself. CAEL’S STAIN Cael had the entire multiplication table written on the inside of his sweatpants. He said you never know when a pop quiz might go down. CHECK ‘EM OUT Cut the line and get a text when new styles arrive. Text “DANGUS” to (332) 244-0333. No longer want to receive these emails? Unsubscribe. birddogs 520 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10022 Share this:Print
