Apologies for my ominous tone…

But something truly unfathomable is brewing.

If you adore your iPhone, listen up…

I have reason to believe that iPhones across America — thousands… and thousands… and thousands of iPhones — could start going “dark”by the end of this year.

How confident am I of a nationwide “iPhone Blackout”?

Enough to hire a crack team of videographers…

Sit myself under a hot studio lamp, and…

I don’t mind sharing a bit more…

My “iPhone Blackout” thesis is based on a closed-door meeting, which was held at Apple’s headquarters in Cupertino, California.

Apple’s meeting has the potential to redefine the 21^st century.

Before that can happen, though…

iPhones across America — thousands and thousands of iPhones — must be silenced.