RJ Hamster
Trump Said Iran Wanted A Deal. Iran Started Charging…






One Truth Social Post Sent The Dow Up 1,000 Points.
24 Hours Later, Reality Hit.
Monday morning, Trump posted this: “I am pleased to report that the United States of America, and the country of Iran, have had, over the last two days, very good and productive conversations.”
Markets exploded. The Dow surged 631 points (+1.38%) to close at 46,208. The S&P jumped 1.15%. The Nasdaq gained 1.38%. Oil crashed from $114 to $101. Gold fell 10% at one point as traders dumped safe havens.
Every single sector finished green for the first time in weeks. The Russell 2000 jumped 3% and exited correction territory in a single day.
Iran immediately denied it. “There is been no negotiation and there is no negotiation,” their foreign ministry said. State TV ran graphics saying “Trump retreats” and “backed down out of fear.”
But markets didn’t care. They rallied anyway on hope.
Iran Just Started Charging Ships $2 Million To Use
The Strait Of Hormuz.
While markets were celebrating Monday, Iran was doing the opposite of “opening” the Strait. They started charging ships $2 million per voyage to cross.
Iranian lawmaker Alaeddin Boroujerdi announced it on state TV Sunday: “Collecting $2 million as transit fees from some vessels crossing the strait reflects Iran’s strength.” He called it a “new concept of sovereignty” after 47 years.
Some ships have already paid. The currency and mechanism are unclear. But Iran is floating the idea of formalizing this as a permanent toll after the war ends.
India got four LPG tankers through, then publicly said “international law guarantees freedom of navigation—no one can levy any fee.” Prime Minister Modi called Trump today to discuss it.
Saudi Arabia and the UAE are calling it “unacceptable” because it weaponizes their main export route. China, Pakistan, Malaysia, and Iraq are negotiating with Iran for “approved vessel” status.
Tuesday, markets gave back Monday’s gains. The Dow fell 38 points (-0.1%). The S&P dropped 0.3%. The Nasdaq fell 0.8%. Oil climbed back to $91-103.
Only 16 Ships Crossed The Strait Last Week.
Normally It’s 300+.
Here’s the number that matters: Maritime intelligence firm Windward AI reported that Strait of Hormuz traffic is “near collapse.” Only 16 ships with visible tracking crossed in the past seven days.
Normally, 300+ ships cross per week. That’s a 95% reduction.
The Strait handles 20 million barrels of oil per day—20% of the world’s supply. It also carries roughly 20% of global LNG trade, plus vast amounts of food, metals, and other materials.
Iran isn’t “opening” it. They’re controlling it more stringently than ever. Vessels are rerouting through Iran’s territorial waters only with permission. Gulf energy exports are at recent lows.
And now they’re charging $2 million per ship on top of that.
Trump’s “deal” didn’t reopen anything. Iran just formalized their blockade into a business model.
Citi Just Said Oil Could Hit $200.
Here’s Why They’re Right.
Citi analysts published a note saying oil could eventually test $200 per barrel. Their reasoning: “The ongoing loss of energy supply to the global economy is so large—larger than the shocks of the 1970s as a share of oil supply—that it simply must be solved, either militarily or diplomatically.”
Timeline: They expect it must be resolved by “mid-late April.”
Until then: Brent could run to at least $120 over the next month. If the Strait stays 95% closed for 10 weeks, Goldman Sachs warned oil could exceed the 2008 record of $147/barrel.
Remember: The IEA’s director already said this crisis has cost 11 million barrels per day—more than the 1973 and 1979 oil shocks combined.
WTI is at $91 today. Brent is at $103. That’s WITH the IEA releasing a record 400 million barrels from strategic reserves. Imagine where prices go if reserves run low and the Strait stays closed.
Gas is already $3.58+ per gallon nationally. If Citi is right and oil hits $120-200, you’re looking at $5-7/gallon gas this summer.
The Market Taught You A Lesson In 24 Hours.
Here’s What It Means.
Monday’s rally was based on hope. Tuesday’s selloff was based on reality. Here’s what you need to know:
1. Iran’s “deal” is a shakedown, not peace.They’re not reopening the Strait—they’re charging rent to use it. The $2 million toll is just the beginning. If they formalize this post-war, 20% of the world’s oil will permanently flow through an Iranian tollbooth.
2. Trump’s 5-day deadline expires Friday, March 28. That’s your next catalyst. If talks collapse (and Iran keeps denying they exist), we’re back to threats of power plant strikes. Watch oil and markets closely Thursday-Friday.
3. Don’t chase rallies built on headlines.Monday proved this. The Dow surged 631 points on a Truth Social post that Iran immediately contradicted. By Tuesday, the gains were gone. Trade the pattern, not the hope.
4. Energy stocks are the only safe harbor.Energy is up 31.8% year-to-date. It was the only positive S&P sector since the war started. Even if peace breaks out tomorrow, energy companies locked in months of $100+ oil profits. Chevron, Exxon, and the refiners already won.
5. Oil at $91 isn’t the floor—it’s the middle. Citi sees $200. Goldman sees $147. The IEA says this is worse than the 1970s. With only 16 ships crossing the Strait per week and Iran charging $2 million per voyage, this isn’t getting better anytime soon.
Bottom line: Monday’s 1,000-point swing was a reminder that 2026 markets move on headlines, not fundamentals. But Tuesday’s reversal was a reminder that reality always wins.
The Strait is still 95% closed. Iran is charging tolls. Trump’s “productive conversations” haven’t produced anything except more volatility.
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