WHAT’S THAT STAIN?!

The office inspects the stains we found on our new birddogs sweatpants.

Karl had 4 different types of mustard stains on his sweatpants.

Apparently, Karl is very picky about matching meats with mustards.

We assumed Jack spilled some juice on his sweatpants, but he corrected us to say it was a 2018 Cabernet Sauvignon.

Why he was drinking wine in sweatpants is his business.

We assumed Sam also spilled juice on his sweatpants, but he corrected us to say it was a 2018 Ragu Garden Vegetable Blend.

Hoff’s sweatpants contained a lot of stray hairs.

He claims they were all human which was a weird way to defend himself.

Cael had the entire multiplication table written on the inside of his sweatpants.

He said you never know when a pop quiz might go down.