RJ Hamster
The Dow Was Set To Drop 450 Points. Then…





Trump said Iran wants a deal. Oil crashed 13% in minutes. The Dow surged 1,000 points. And Iran says Trump is lying.
Welcome to March 23, 2026—where one Truth Social post moved more money than most people will see in a lifetime.
Here’s what happened: At 6:30 AM Eastern, oil was climbing toward $114 a barrel. Futures pointed to the Dow opening down 1%. Asian markets had crashed overnight—South Korea’s main index fell 6.5%, Japan’s fell 4.8%. The Korean currency hit its weakest level in 17 years. Traders were bracing for another brutal day.
Then Trump posted this at 8:37 AM: “I am pleased to report that the United States of America, and the country of Iran, have had, over the last two days, very good and productive conversations regarding a complete and total resolution of our hostilities in the Middle East.”
He said he was postponing strikes on Iranian power plants for five days. He said Iran agreed to reopen the Strait of Hormuz. He said both sides wanted “to make a deal.”
Oil crashed from $114 to $104 in 30 minutes – a 13% drop at its worst point. It eventually settled around $101 by the end of the day.
The Dow, which was set to open down 450 points, instead surged 1,076 points by the closing bell—a 2.4% gain. The S&P 500 jumped 2.1%.
The Nasdaq gained 2.4%. Every single sector of the market finished positive for the first time in weeks.
The Russell 2000—which entered correction territory on Friday after falling more than 10%—jumped 3% and exited correction territory in a single day.
Gold, the ultimate safe haven, crashed 10% at one point as traders bet the war was ending.
Then Iran’s foreign ministry said Trump was lying. “There is been no negotiation and there is no negotiation,” an unnamed senior security official told state media. They called Trump’s claim “psychological warfare” designed to lower oil prices and “buy time” for military plans.
Trump insisted the talks were real. He said his son-in-law Jared Kushner and special envoy Steve Witkoff met Sunday night with “a top person” in Iran—likely Parliament Speaker Mohammad Baqer Ghalibaf, a former Revolutionary Guard general and close ally of Iran’s new Supreme Leader. Trump said Iran had agreed to “never have a nuclear weapon” and to hand over its enriched uranium stockpile.
But Iran’s state television ran a graphic saying “Trump retreats” and “backed down from his 48-hour ultimatum out of fear.”
So who’s telling the truth? Reporting suggests the answer is somewhere in between. According to Axios, Egypt, Pakistan, and Turkey passed messages between the two sides on Sunday, and both Iran and the U.S. showed “readiness to start talking.”
But there don’t appear to have been any direct conversations yet. An Israeli official told Axios that Israel “did not know things were moving that fast” and was “surprised” by Trump’s announcement.
Here’s what this means for you: The war isn’t over. The Strait of Hormuz is still 95% closed. Iran still controls the flow of 20% of the world’s oil. And if these “talks” fall apart over the next five days, oil could surge right back above $110—or higher.
The International Energy Agency’s director said Monday that this energy crisis is already worse than the 1973 and 1979 oil shocks combined. “Today we lost 11 million barrels per day,” Fatih Birol told reporters in Australia.
That’s more than those two historic crises put together. At least 40 energy facilities across nine countries have been damaged or destroyed. Goldman Sachs raised its oil forecast Monday morning to $110 a barrel for March and April, and warned that if the Strait stays this restricted for 10 weeks, oil could hit $147—higher than the 2008 record.
Four hours later, Trump’s post sent oil crashing 13%. That’s the market you’re trading in 2026.
So what should you do? Here are the four rules that mattered Monday:
1. Don’t chase the rip. The Dow surged 1,076 points on hope, not a signed peace treaty. Iran denies talks are even happening. If this falls apart by Friday, you’ll be holding the bag at Monday’s highs.
2. Oil whipsaws are the trade. Oil went from $67 before the war to $119 at the peak to $89 on March 10 to $114 Monday morning to $101 by Monday afternoon. If you’re not trading the pattern, you’re getting destroyed.
3. The 5-day clock is everything. Trump gave Iran until March 28. That’s your next major catalyst. Watch oil and the market closely as that deadline approaches. If talks collapse, we’re right back to Friday’s lows—or worse.
4. Energy stocks were already the only sector working. Energy is up 31.8% year-to-date and was the only positive S&P 500 sector since the war started (up 5.9%). Even if the war ends tomorrow, energy companies just locked in months of $100+ oil. Chevron, Exxon, and the refiners have already won.
Bottom line: One Truth Social post moved $114 oil to $101, sent the Dow up 1,000 points, and pushed gold down 10%. But nothing fundamental has changed. The Strait is still closed. Iran still denies talks are happening. And Trump’s 48-hour ultimatum just became a 5-day pause.
The market rallied Monday on hope. You need to trade the reality.
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