PHIL GATES RELEASES THE NEW WINDOWS*

*This ain’t computer software, this is Phil’s new line of home Windows™ for the fall.

Phil says the new Windows™ are a lot faster than the old version.

Meaning they slide down without warning and slam your fingers, so be careful.

Unfortunately, the new Windows™  have a lot of bugs.

They get stuck in-between the panes of glass and Phil doesn’t know how to get them out.

Phil tried to solve the bug issue with patches, but that just raised more issues.