Marlin’s Moonwalk Victory Crushes AOC’s Socialist Goldfish Pipe Dream!

Maryland Angler’s Titanic Marlin Annihilates AOC’s Goldfish, Sources have confirmed In Ocean City, Maryland, Drew Osmeyer, aboard the Barbara B, harpooned a massive Blue Marlin—worth $4.5 million—at the White Marlin Open, vaporizing AOC’s state fair goldfish, “Comrade Fin,” a hook-a-duck trophy she and Zohran Mamdani hailed as “the proletariat’s piscean savior.” The marlin, draped in […]sources have confirmed. Read more