Markets are off the rails—tariff tantrums, trade-truce blowups, rare-earth export shockwaves. If you’re watching from the sidelines, you’re missing one simple truth: chaos = profit.
Tomorrow at 11 AM ET, I’m hosting a live “Profit from Chaos” coaching call—and you can only get in if you enroll in Catapult Alerts by 10:59 AM ET. After that, the doors stay closed until next quarter.
Here’s why you need to be on that call:
Break Down Complexity into Cash No PhD needed. I’ll show you how a $135 Tesla trade turned into $350—with your downside capped and your gains bankrolled. Two simple legs do all the work.
“I Know What You’re Thinking” “Options on futures sounds terrifying—what if I blow up my account?” Valid concern.
Margin Cushion Drill: Even a $2K IRA can weather the storm—no nasty surprises.
Lockstep Pairing: I only pick trades that hedge themselves naturally.
Sniper Exits: I’ll walk you step-by-step so you never wake up to a margin call.
Real-World Proof “Don, I risked $850 on your Catapult Alert for NVIDIA and walked away with $2,250 in 6 weeks—no drama.”
— Thomas G. in Michigan
Teaser for Tomorrow’s Call Enroll now, and at 11 AM ET Tuesday, you’ll:
Watch live setups—I’ll pull up real tickers, show you exact strikes, and run the P/L math.
See my screen—no slides, no theory—just real trades in a jittery market.
Get your questions answered instantly—ask me anything, from “Which margin rules apply?” to “When do I exit?”
You have until 10:59 AM ET tomorrow—then enrollment shuts tight, and you miss the live call (and the ability to grab this month’s Catapult trade). Only 5 seats remain before we close enrollment. No exceptions.
Here’s exactly what you get when you join Catapult Alerts today:
52 Weekly Trade Alerts ($3,000 Value)
Every alert follows my simple two-leg formula—no more guessing what ticker or strike to pick.
5-Week Catapult Mastermind ($2,000 Value)
Live, step-by-step coaching—even if you’ve never touched an option before.
Micro Options Revolution Class ($297 Value)
The secret “financing engine” to bankroll your big trades with minimal cash.
Trader-By-Your-Side Support ($1,000 Value)
Real expert is at your beck and call—answering your “What do I do next?” questions.
Monthly LIVE Alerts Review ($3,000 Value)
Behind-the-scenes videos covering open positions, trade recaps, and my next targets—so you’re always one step ahead.
30-Day, No-Hassle Guarantee If you’re not blown away by how easy and powerful this is, just ask—full refund, no questions asked.
Total real-world value: $9,297 —yours now for $1,997.
Remember:
Deadline: Enrollment closes at 10:59 AM ET tomorrow.
Seats: Only 5 available before we shut the doors.
Call Time: “Profit from Chaos” live coaching at 11 AM ET Tuesday—your chance to watch me trade in real time.
If you miss this window, you’ll be stuck watching headlines as other Catapult members quietly bank gains.
See you on the inside,
— Don Kaufman
Chief Market Strategist, TheoTRADE
P.S. By 10:59 AM ET tomorrow, you must be enrolled to join the live call at 11 AM ET. After that, you wait until next quarter—no exceptions.
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