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RJ Hamster Shoff Promotions COMIC BOOK and SPORTS CARD SHOW
THIS SUNDAY…YES THIS SUNDAY MAY 30 10am-3pm is our next Shoff Promotions COMIC BOOK and SPORTS CARD SHOW at the Annandale Virginia Fire House Expo Hall 7128 Columbia Pike 22003
UPDATE:Until further notice, MASKS must still be worn at all times in the show hall Covid regs for occupancy and social distancing have been modified for more normal conditions. Enjoy the Show!!!
ADMISSION $3 cash 12 & under Free; Early Adm. 9:30am – $10 cash
Info: shoffpromotions.com Hope to See YOU!!!!
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Phone301-318-4464
RJ Hamster Rotator Cuff Tears: Symptoms, Repair & Treatment
A rotator cuff tear causes shoulder pain and makes arm movements difficult. Your risk of a tear increases with age.
— Read on my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/8291-rotator-cuff-tears-overview
RJ Hamster RJ Hamster RJ Hamster Memorable Quotes From IT’S A MAD MAD MAD MAD…
Memorable Quotes From IT’S A MAD MAD MAD MAD WORLD:
“Even businessmen, who rob and cheat and steal from people everyday, even they have to pay taxes.” — Jonathan Winters as Lennie Pike
“Now look! We’ve figured it 17 different ways, and each time we figured it, it was no good, because no matter how we figured it, somebody don’t like the way we figured it! So now, there’s only one way to figure it. And that is, every man, including the old bag, for himself!” — Buddy Hackett, as Benjy Benjamin, starting the competition.
“But this is a girl’s bike. This is for a little girl.” — Winters, as Lennie Pike, having to find some form of transportation when he loses his truck.
“Now what kind of an attitude is that, ‘These things happen?’ They only happen because this whole country is just full of people who, when these things happen, they just say, ‘These things happen,’ and that’s why they happen! We gotta have control of what happens to us.” — Ethel Merman, as Mrs. Marcus.
“Trouble? Having any trouble?”
“Yes, and we don’t need any help from you!”
Pause
“Well!” — Jack Benny, as Man in Car, offering unsuccessfully to help Merman, as Mrs. Marcus, and her family.
“I’m coming. That’s what I’m here for. That’s why you had me, Mama, to save you.” — Dick Shawn, as Sylvester Marcus, riding to the rescue.
“Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, muscle-headed moron!” — Merman describing Shawn, as her son, Sylvester.
“You know, I’m not entirely uncertain you haven’t damaged this machine.” — Terry-Thomas, as J. Algernon Hawthorne.
“As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated — they’re like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis while their women sit under hairdryers eating chocolates and arranging for every second Tuesday to be some sort of Mother’s Day! And this infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all my time in this godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms. Don’t you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, advertising and all fields of entertainment. I’ll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight.” — Terry-Thomas, as Hawthorne.
“Old fashioneds? Do you think you oughta drink while your flying?”
“Well stop kidding willya, and make us some drinks! You just press the button back there marked ‘booze.’ It’s the only way to fly!” — Mickey Rooney, as Ding Bat, and Jim Backus, as Tyler Fitzgerald, discussing air safety.
“Dingy, don’t let this worry you. We’re gonna get killed.” — Hackett, as Benjy Benjamin, trying to fly the plane.
“Even if it is a democracy, in a democracy it don’t matter how stupid you are, you still get an equal share.” — Winters, as Lennie.
“Listen, anything you got to say about your mother-in-law, you don’t have to explain to me. You know what I mean? Like, if she were the star of a real crummy horror movie, I’d believe it.” — Winters, on Merman.
“My wife is divorcing me, my daughter is applying to the courts to have her name changed, my mother-in-law is suing me for damages, my pension has been revoked. And the only reason you ten idiots will very likely get off lightly, is that the judge will have me up there to throw the book at….I’d like to think that sometime, maybe ten or 20 years from now, there could be something I could laugh at. Anything.” — Spencer Tracy, as Capt. C.G. Culpepper, bemoaning his involvement in the plot.