Wednesday, May 28, 2025

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Sentiment Enters the “Squishy Middle” – Here’s What to Do
By Brandon Chapman, CMT

You thought you had it all under control on the bullish end yesterday… Traders bought the dip; everything was going according to plan.

Suddenly it’s today – and just as suddenly… you’re not so sure.

Welcome to the squishy middle of market sentiment!

“The squishy middle?” you ask. Well, it means the market isn’t quite on solid footing in either direction. We’re suddenly range-bound at a higher level but with lower volatility. This may sound nice on the surface, but the lower volatility makes the market’s directional moves less exciting.

In these conditions it’s all too easy to churn your account trying to catch direction… until a White House announcement or Tweet throws you (another) curveball. People are left scrambling to get on the right side of the next market-moving announcement.

And that market-moving announcement might come sooner than anyone realizes in the form of Nvidia earnings. There are relatively high expectations here, but real questions about whether they can deliver in a “tariffed” world. They may well prove to have delivered in the last quarter, but will there even be guidance for the future.

Let’s take a look at how it all fits together… 

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Warm regards,

Don Kaufman

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Hey, it’s Don.

Let me cut the crap—if you’re sick of pin-prick returns and turtle-paced portfolios, you need to be in my free Catapult Confessions workshop tomorrow at 11 AM ET. For 90 minutes, I’ll show you how to:

• Explode your returns with a one-two punch: bank 70% on an equity spread and 50% on a naked short futures option.
• Fund your trades on zero extra cash—sell naked futures options “Ultima style” and let the market bankroll you.
• Hack your margin in IRAs or $2K accounts—no big bankroll? No problem.
• Pair trades that move in lockstep so your spread hedges like a built-in safety net.
• Exit with military precision—lock in gains before the herd even knows what hit ’em.

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Show up tomorrow at 11 AM ET. It’s free. Your time is too valuable to waste on snail-slow gains.

See you there,
Don Kaufman
Chief Market Strategist, TheoTRADE

NEED HELP? LOOKING FOR MORE ADVANCED TRAINING? CALL OUR VIP CONCIERGE TEAM: (623) 244-5657

Disclaimer: Neither TheoTrade or any of its officers, directors, employees, other personnel, representatives, agents or independent contractors is, in such capacities, a licensed financial adviser, registered investment adviser, registered broker-dealer or FINRA|SIPC|NFA-member firm. TheoTrade does not provide investment or financial advice or make investment recommendations. TheoTrade is not in the business of transacting trades, nor does TheoTrade agree to direct your brokerage accounts or give trading advice tailored to your particular situation. Nothing contained in our content constitutes a solicitation, recommendation, promotion, or endorsement of any particular security, other investment product, transaction or investment. Trading Futures, Options on Futures, and retail off-exchange foreign currency transactions involves substantial risk of loss and is not suitable for all investors. You should carefully consider whether trading is suitable for you in light of your circumstances, knowledge, and financial resources. You may lose all or more of your initial investment. Opinions, market data, and recommendations are subject to change at any time. Past Performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.