MARK

“CHOO CHOO” TWAIN

MEET AMERICA’S MOST FAMOUS CHILDREN’S AUTHOR

Where The Wild Things Aren’t

It’s called the future, because all wild animals are dead thanks to humans.

Charlotte’s Website

Charlotte is no longer a spider in this tale, but she does sell her body on the world wide web.

Oh, The Places I Went!

It’s a book about all the places Mark urinated in Portland, Oregon.

Alexander Has A Shitty F#cking Day

Now a grown man, Alexander commutes 45 minutes to work just to be treated like garbage by middle management.