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Nine Subtle Hints Your Wife May Be Mad At You

Women are such unbelievably mysterious creatures, trying to figure out when one is mad at you can be, well, maddening! To help, we at the Babylon Bee have collected these very subtle clues to help men know when trouble is afoot… Read more

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Opinion: Concerns About FBI Raids Have Been Overblown And There’s No Need To Wor—Hang On, There’s A Knock At The Door

Harvard Med School Officially Replaces Oath ‘Do No Harm’ With ‘Mutilate Kids For Money’

Bridesmaid At Cana Wedding Asks Jesus To Turn The Water Into ‘I Dunno, Something Sweet, But Not Too Sweet, Maybe Kinda Fruity?’

Angels Announce McDonald’s Ice Cream Machines On New Earth Will Work 67% Of The Time

Weak Christian Needs Bible Tabs To Find Habakkuk

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