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Extra HOT News from Tarbell’s
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Phoenix Declares War on the Sun—Negotiations Fail After Sun Demands More Exposure
 
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 Saguaro Cactus Arrested for Public Intoxication—Claims to Be 
“Full of Spirits”
 
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Phoenix Man Arrested for Selling “Rare Cold Air” in Ziploc Bags
 
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New Legislation Bans Sidewalk Egg Frying Without Food Handler’s Permit
 
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