Fed Whiplash & Crypto Spikes—Trade Live at Your Price
RJ Hamster
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Hey, it’s Don Kaufman.
If you felt this week’s stock market like a freight train careening off the rails, you’re not alone. Let me break it down:
Monday: Nasdaq rockets to new highs on earnings euphoria.
• Tuesday: Inflation whispers send the S&P 1% lower—energy stocks and biotech take it on the chin.
• Wednesday: Fed minutes drop—“no rush on rate cuts”—and the tape chops 1.2% in minutes.
• Thursday: Tesla tumbles 5% midday on downgrade rumors, only to rip back 3% into the close.
• Friday: Payrolls print 185K—“just right”—and stocks bounce 1% in a panic buy. Bitcoin swings 8% on China crypto hints.
Bottom line: if you’re relying on two or three stale alerts a week, you got smoked. By the time that email hit your inbox, the move was history.
Picture This—9:15 AM Thursday
Oil spikes 4% on a surprise OPEC announcement. Our Inner Circle chat room is already piling in Crude futures for a 12% swing. Three minutes later, biotechs are melting because an FDA hearing is delayed—and our traders lock in a 15% rip on a 0DTE options play.
Meanwhile, everyone else is hitting “Refresh” on Bloomberg… chasing yesterday’s news.
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Thursday, 9:30 AM: Markets jitter on Fed fallout. While amateurs panic-sell energy, Garrett Baldwin calls a bottom in XLE for a quick 10% swing. Thursday, 11:00 AM: Tesla’s downgrade sends it reeling—and Mark Baugh in our room takes Garrett’s TSLS call, banking 500% on ATM calls in 45 minutes (see screenshot).
Friday, 10:07 AM: Bitcoin ripples 8%. Gianni di Poce is long ETH. If you were in the room, you would’ve locked it in before lunch.
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To your next big real-time win (if you move fast), Don Kaufman Chief Market Strategist, TheoTRADE
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