🐾 Bean here. Sheldon’s already tail-deep in the tasting room, so I’ll start…
We’ve been planning this for weeks. Scouting shelves. Sniffing out price drops. Rolling barrels (okay, chasing them). And now it’s finally here:

💥 Sip Smarter with Bean & Sheldon – OFFICIALLY LIVE!

From 12PM to 3PM PST today only, we’re dropping jaw-dropping deals on bottles we paw-picked for their rarity, character, and sheer “WHOA” factor. But remember — once stock runs out, it’s gone.

🥃 Goldrun California Rye Whiskey – 46% OFF

A bold, spicy rye from the heart of California, Goldrun is all character and zero additives. With nearly half off, this is the kind of deal that makes Sheldon do backflips (yes, really).

🥃 Orphan Barrel Fanged Pursuit 17 Year Old Bourbon – 15% OFF

Seventeen years in oak makes this bourbon beast smooth, deep, and full of mystery. Rare, refined, and now slightly less terrifying to your wallet. Bean says: “One sip and you’re part of the legend.”

🦌 Caribou Crossing Single Barrel Canadian Whisky – 21% OFF

Smooth, clean, and bottled one barrel at a time, Caribou Crossing is Canada’s crown jewel of single barrel whisky. It’s got maple forest vibes and serious collector energy.

🌿 La Sorcière Absinthe Bleue – 28% OFF

Wicked, wonderful, and not for the faint of heart, this blue-hued absinthe is pure enchantment in a bottle. Traditionally distilled and dangerously delicious. Sheldon may or may not have seen green fairies.

⏳ Only Until 3PM PST – Or Until Sheldon Drinks It All

This is a flash sale, folks – 3 hours only, or until these bottles vanish from the shelves (and into our secret stash).

Click here to shop and Sip Smarter →

To smart sips and sneaky sales,

– Bean & Sheldon
Your Deal-Sniffing, Barrel-Rolling Best Friends 🐾🥃💥