| Hey, you. Yeah, you—the guy deleting raffle emails. 🗑️👀
Wait! 🛑
This isn’t just any raffle.
This is the “we sold 799, now we’re pretending it’s unlimited” kind.
🎉 799 tickets gone. More on the way. 🎉
Like the kugel at a Lakewood kiddush—just when you think it’s finished, somehow there’s more. 🍽️
Let’s be real:
You want a Sienna. 🚐
Or you want $40,000. 💸
Or maybe you just want to say “I never win these things” one more time. 🤦♂️
Pick your choice:
• 1 for $165 🤏
• 2 for $280 ✌️
• 3 for $400 🥉
What happens if you don’t win? 🤷♂️
Absolutely nothing. Except… you still support Torah ✡️and can tell everyone you “almost won.” 🗣️😅
⏳ 3 DAYS LEFT. ⏳
Call/Text: 732-605-4330 ☎️📱
Or click HERE 👉🖱️
Remember:
Winning is great. 🏆
Supporting Torah is better. 📖✨
Explaining to your kids why you didn’t win—priceless. 😬
If you’re still reading this far, you either really want that minivan 🚐 or you’re just procrastinating from checking if your chavrusa texted back. 📲⌛ |
