Have you seen the new cars 
Coming out next year? It won’t be long before $2,000.00 will only buy a used one.

Did you hear the post office is 
Thinking about charging 7 cents just to mail a letter. 

If they raise the minimum wage 
To $1.00, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store. 

When I first started driving, who 
Would have thought gas would someday cost 25 cents a gallon. Guess we’d be better off leaving
The car in the garage. 

I read the other day where some 
Scientist thinks it’s possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas .

Did you see where some baseball 
Player just signed a contract for $50,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn’t surprise me if someday they’ll be making more than the President. 

I never thought I’d see the day 
All our kitchen appliances would be electric. They’re even making electric typewriters now. 

It’s too bad things are so tough 
Nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet. 

It won’t be long before young 
Couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work. 

I’m afraid the Volkswagen car 
Is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business. 

Thank goodness I won’t live to 
See the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are
Electing the best people to government. 

The fast food restaurant is 
Convenient for a quick meal, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on. 

There is no sense going on short 
Trips anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $2.00 a night to stay in a hotel. 

No one can afford to be sick 
Anymore. At $15.00 a day in the hospital, it’s too rich for my blood. 

If they think I’ll pay 30 cents for a haircut, forget it.