Gavin Newsome Politely Asks Wildfires To Move To a Different State or Something’

As the states sixth largest wildfire of all time looms, Governor Gavin Newsome has politely asked the fires plaguing California if theyd please consider moving to a different state, sources confirm. “Hey fire, it’s Gavin here,” began the bizarre speech Newsome gave earlier today. “We all noticed that you’re just continuing to spread and destroy […] Read more