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How do you know @ ???
 
~ How to please a woman ~
ans: Bring them to Tarbell’s
 
~ You might actually get service~
ans: Visit our crazy pro team on T’s Corner
 
~ Your husband at a safe bar? ~
ans: Send them to Tar’s Bar
 
~ The first Neuralink transplant was a success~
ans: They craved a pizza at Tarbell’s
 
~ Your Seafood is all bueno~
ans: Eat @ T’s Corner
 
~ All will be welcome ~
ans: Yes, Well, except A – holes
 
~ Your old Riviera will be out front ~
ans: free valet at T’corner
 
~ You’ll feel light and lucky~
ans: eat Sea Bass at Tarbell’s
 
 
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For 29 years we have silently given
 
Just raised $40k last night for Larry Fitzgerald’s Foundation
(’cause the dude “shows up” period..)
Fine Print:
  
“Did you know that the whoopie cushion was invented by a 14 yr old Roman emperor?
(he was assasinated at 18)”
 
H.M.S. Longwind
Finer Print:
 
“Did you know, All you need is LOVE and a little chocolate?”
Willy W. Onca
SPRING SCHEDULE
 
Tarbell’s Restaurant 
 
NOW OPEN SUNDAYS!
7 nights a Week
Open at 4pm
 
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Tarbell’s #1 Wine & Spirits Store
Open 7 days a Week! 
 @11
Sundays
11 -6 pm
 
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Tavern & Wine Bar
Monday – Saturday
Open @ 4pm 
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