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Picture this: A tiny Trump look-alike keeping an eye on your home, making sure everything is merry and bright, just like the good old days. This elf knows how to negotiate with Santa for the best presents, build walls of presents, and make Christmas decorations great again!

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Wishing you a huuuuge holiday season!