Hey there,
So, I creepy crawled into my office today to find a downright scandalous amount of emails from people who missed the sale and want to know if it’s really too late.
I reckoned I had two options:
1. Tell them to pound sand because EVERYONE GOLDARN KNOWS THAT WORMS ARE FOR EARLY BIRDS AND THE REST OF THE FECKERS GET FOULED FISHMEAL.
2. Extend the sale for a couple more days so everyone has one last chance to save 50% on their favorite Legion vittles.
I chose door number two because I like money leaning into opportunities to add customer-centric value to our quantum reality.
And so my July 4th Sale will continue from now until tomorrow at midnight ET.
Click here to shop now and claim your BOGO 50% off discount:
⇒ https://legionathletics.com/products/on-sale/
Also, orders over $99 will get a free $20 Legion gift card.
Go for it!
Mike
P.S. Tried everything to get fit and still coming up short? My one-on-one coaching can help, and it’s also on sale for 50% off.
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