These Guys Are Suing Their Successful Brothers

These Guys Are Suing Their Successful Brothers

November 6, 2022
by RJ Hamster

The Weekly Bird

THESE GUYS ARE SUING THEIR SUCCESSFUL BROTHERS

ERNIE MUSK

Ernie Musk is suing Elon for getting their mom’s premium breastmilk.

He claims Elon sucked her dry so there was nothing left for him.

Wahhhh!

Ernie Musks

KEVIN BUFFET

Kevin Buffett is suing Warren’s insurance company GEICO after they refused to pay his injury claim when his car keys got stuck inside of him.

They got in there by accident and it's related to my car. That has to be covered.

Kevin Buffets

STEPHEN JOBS

Stephen claims he was never paid for being one of the dancing silhouettes in an Apple commercial.

His footage was deemed unusable because it would have cost too much to CGI out his very noticeable erection.

Hello, hello!

Stephen Jobs

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