CAEL WENT ON A HAUNTED HAYRIDE

The operator warned Cael and the other riders that the hayride is very scary.

Cael was not sure why the guy looked directly at him.

Yes, there was a stain near the crotch of Cael’s joggers, but it was from a kid who spilled a glass of water on him.

What a kid was doing with an open glass of water on a haunted hayride is a question for the parents and not Cael – who did not mildly piss his pants.

Cael called his dad in the middle of the hayride, just to confirm that the actors were not allow to touch guests.

It was not because he was accused of crying and mildly pissing his pants.

Cael kept saying “this is not real, this is not real” to help out the kids around him.

It was not to help calm himself down after crying and letting out a small amount of piss, which, again, he claims he did not do.

Cael held his girlfriend really close, not because he was scared, but because he is a gentleman and he knows she gets cold easy.

Again, Cael was not scared and did not mildly piss his pants.