This says it all…….

 

Pythagoras’ Theorem: …………………………24 words.

Lord’s Prayer: ………………………………………… 66 words.

Archimedes’ Principle: ……………………………67 words.

Ten Commandments: …………………………………..179 words.

Gettysburg Address: …………………………………………….286 words.

US Declaration of Independence : ………………………….1,300 words.

US Constitution with all 27 Amendments: ………………………..7,818 words.

EU Regulations on the Sale of CABBAGES: ……………….26,911 words

 

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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

 

1)    You can’t  count your hair.

 

2)    You can’t wash  your eyes with soap.

 

3)    You  can’t breathe when your tongue is out.

 

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly  person.

 

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TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

 

1) You are reading this.

 

2) You are human.

 

3) You can’t  say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.

 

4) You just attempted  to do it.

 

6) You are laughing at yourself.

 

7) You have a smile on your  face and you skipped No. 5.

 

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

 

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone  does it too.

 

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls  for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn’t want to be alone in the idiot category.

 

Have a great Day.  Laugh, and then Laugh and  sing It’s a Beautiful Morning even when it’s not.

 

“Do not regret growing older.  It is a privilege denied to  many.”