Subject: Need to check the oil
A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country. Well, there’s a very simple answer.
Nobody bothered to check the oil. We just didn’t know we were getting low. The reason for that is purely geographical.
Our OIL is located in:
Alaska, California, Coastal Florida, Coastal Louisiana, Coastal Alabama, Coastal Mississippi, Coastal Texas, North Dakota, Wyoming, Colorado, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania and Texas.
But, our dipstick is located in the White House!