Dave Feherty 

                CBS GOLF ANNOUNCER 

                He said one day, “It would be easier to pick 

a broken nose, than a winner in that group.” 

                Feherty is a CBS and Golf Channel announcer, 

who finds very unique, colorful and uninhibited ways of explaining 

or describing whatever is on his mind … (probably always on time 

delay these days). 

                Feherty Quotes: 

                “Fortunately, Rory is 22 years old so his 

right wrist should be the strongest muscle in his body.” 

                “That ball is so far left, Lassie couldn’t 

find it if it was wrapped in bacon.” 

                “I am sorry Nick Faldo couldn’t be here this week. 

                He is attending the birth of his next wife.” 

                Jim Furyk’s swing “looks like an octopus 

falling out of a tree.” Describing VJ Singh’s prodigious practice regime

– 

                “VJ hits more balls than Elton John’s chin.” 

                (Thought I was going to hurt myself laughing at this one.) 

                “That’s a great shot with that swing.” 

                “It’s OK – the bunker stopped it.” 

                At Augusta 2011 – “It’s just a glorious day. 

                The only way to ruin a day like this would 

be to play golf on it.” 

                “That was a great shot – if they’d have put 

the pin there today.” 

                “Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like 

watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff.” 

                “That green appears smaller than a Pygmie’s 

nipple”.