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Rumors are
 
“Reee Donk U Los”
 
And
 
Quite Amusing
 
🤣
 
What I’ve heard lately
 
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There’s been a Big Foot sighting somewhere between 1599 and 1601 Pennsylvania Ave
All doubters have been shunned
 
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It’s said everything is better with butter – Victor Von Schretchipantz
 
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Oh the world of extremes! You say Tom-aye-to …I say Tom-ahhh-to
 
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Don Corleone changes name to Ron…
 
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Dodge sues to change name
 
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Feds discover that it’s way cheaper to bribe voters in Pre-K
 
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Art and Simon remix “Sounds of Silence” to “Notes of Terrified Screeching”
 
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Congress has passed a bill that demands all Mall escalators only go up, hoping to stimulate a rise in spending
 
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“Your Neighborhood Restaurant for the Nation”
Since 1994 
Fine Print:

“It’s Spring and we are so excited we wet our plants!”
– Señor Sol
Finer Print:
“Spring, my favorite part on winter….. by winter I mean other people’s winters, cause ours is AWESOME!”
– Cactus Jack
 
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@ 5
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Tavern Lunch and Dinner
Monday-Saturday
 @ 11:30
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Open 7 days a Week!
Monday-Saturday
10 – 9pm
Sundays
11 -6 pm
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