Ozone created by electric cars is now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities are still trying to have English recognized as the third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Couple petitions the court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
The Postal Service raises the price of first-class stamps to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
85-year and $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for the third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed, they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics are now available in every High School in the United States .
The Senate is still blocking drilling in ANWR, even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes the last remaining conservative.
The Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A couple finally achieved sexual harmony. They had simultaneous headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
The IRS sets the lowest tax rate at 74.5 percent.
Floruba voters are still having trouble with voting machines.