| Dear reader,
Apologies for my ominous tone…
But something truly unfathomable is brewing.
If you adore your iPhone, listen up…
I have reason to believe that iPhones across America — thousands… and thousands… and thousands of iPhones — could start going “dark”by the end of this year.
How confident am I of a nationwide “iPhone Blackout”?
Enough to hire a crack team of videographers…
Sit myself under a hot studio lamp, and… |
