Legion

RJ Hamster

2 years ago

Hey friend,

Yes, one of our biggest protein sales is afoot.

Yes, it’s almost over.

And yes, I used clap emojis unironically. Is that a microaggression?

At any rate, you can still get any of our delicious protein powders for 40% off.

Click here to shop now and save:

⇒ https://legionathletics.com/products/on-sale/

Don’t miss out, though, because when this timer hits zero . . .

. . . the discounts disappear and the prices go back up.

So, don’t miss this chance to save big on . . .

[WHEY+] Our 100% natural whey protein isolate powder made with Truly Grass Fed™ milk from small dairy farms in Ireland renowned for their superior and sustainable farming practices. Click here to order now
[CASEIN+] Our 100% natural micellar casein powder made with Truly Grass Fed™ milk from small dairy farms in Ireland renowned for their superior and sustainable farming practices. Click here to order now
[PLANT+] Our 100% natural and vegan-friendly plant-based protein powder with a premium blend of rice and pea protein and no animal-derived ingredients or added sugars. Click here to order now

. . .

You’re still here loitering on my porch instead of clicking and buying?

*scratches dome*

No, brain, they don’t need my stuff or they’ll die.

No, (most) other protein supplements don’t taste like shame and possum parts.

No, Ratatouille wasn’t a boring movie, you incorrigible clown.

*ugh*

Ah, I know!

All flavors of our protein powders are on sale, so that means you have all kinds of ways to save and savor.

For instance, we have 15 flavors of Whey+ to choose from, including…

We also have several flavors of Casein+ and Plant+ if none of that dings your ling.

So anyway, here’s that link again:

Click it!

AHHHH

LOUD NOISES

*clangs pots and pans*

Mike

P.S. Here are three reasons why you should give me your money:

All of my protein products are naturally sweetened and flavored and contain no artificial food dyes, fillers, or unnecessary junk.
My protein powders contain basically no carbs or fat, which means you don’t have to waste calories and macros on shakes.
All of my products are produced in some of the country’s top FDA-inspected and NSF-approved facilities and tested in third-party labs to ensure we (and you) get exactly what we pay for.

Hie thee hence, though, because the prices go back up at midnight: