Fellow: this is Annamarie from House Republicans’ Midterm Victory Fund. Will we meet our $1,000,000 goal? Should I hold my breath?
FIRST: We invited EVERYONE to our Midterm Victory Fund, and set an Election Day goal of $1,000,000 in 12X MATCHED donations from 50,000 PATRIOTS like you! But you missed your shot to be a founding member.
THEN: Our anonymous donors agreed to up the ante from 1200% MATCH to 1300% MATCH because they were worried that we would NEVER reach our goal. Grassroots patriots from across the country RUSHED to respond, but you still left us hanging Fellow.
AND THEN: The bad news started pouring in. Polls swung out of our favor. We got news we were outraised every which way. We lost BIG in the special elections. Pollsters became convinced some of our top target races were a FOREGONE CONCLUSION and the Democrats would win! We begged our anonymous donors to up their match from 1300% to 1400% and they REFUSED. But eventually we convinced them to come around if you stepped up. And you let us down.
AND THEN AFTER THAT: Our anonymous donors saw how close we were to getting over the finish line, and that we were missing just 2,034 Patriots to get us over the line. Even though you let them down by rejecting their generosity, they decided to give you another chance. They generously extended their match for ONE LAST TIME and agreed to 15X MATCH ALL DONATIONS! 15X match?? This has NEVER been done before, Fellow. Please don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
I have a REALLY good feeling that THIS TIME we will FINALLY win you back, Fellow! Don’t let our anonymous donors’ generosity go to waste! |