APPLICATIONS NOW OPEN FOR SUMMER ‘23

INTERNS

But honestly, I’d apply to these companies first.

You could intern at… Chubbies

I heard there’s a part of the interview where they make you eat a banana in front of them and you have to maintain eye contact the whole time.

You could intern at… Lululemon

Every morning they make you talk about your feelings and I heard they even remember your name. Sounds like a cult to me!

You could intern at… Patagonia

You have to spend 3 weeks alone in the wilderness before they will even consider your application. If you don’t drink your own pee, they won’t even talk to you.

You could intern at… Ralph Lauren

Ralph makes you sit on his lap and then he whispers in your ear: