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THESE JOGGERS ARE NOT FOR THE GREATEST GENERATION

THESE JOGGERS ARE NOT FOR THE GREATEST

GENERATION

Your grandpa would NEVER wear pajamas outside of the house.

REASON #1

Your Grandpa did all his yard work in a button down shirt and dress shoes.

You just don’t do it at all.

REASON #2

Your Grandpa went to the bank and deposited cash into his savings account.

You had to Venmo your friend $.75 because you all split a soft pretzel 3 ways.

REASON #3

Your grandpa wore a suit out to dinner and called the waitress “sweetheart”.

You wore our joggers to The Melting Pot and asked the waitress what happens if you dropped your credit card in the fry oil.

REASON #4

Your grandfather carried a handkerchief with him to make sure he was never unprepared for sneeze.

You, on the other hand, are considering buying joggers with the underwear built in.

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