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BEWARE of New Nile Virus Strain

BEWARE of New Nile Virus Strain

We are still battling COVID-19 but the next thing is here already.  Virologists have identified a new Nile virus – type C.  It appears to target those who were born between 1930 & 1970.

Symptoms:
1.       Sending the same email twice.
2.       Sending a blank email.
3.       Sending a message to the wrong person.
4.       Sending it back to the person who sent it to you.
5.       Forgetting to attach the attachment.
6.       Hitting SEND before you’ve finished.
7.       Hitting DELETE instead of SEND.
8.       Hitting SEND when you should hit DELETE.

That is why it is called the C-NILE virus.

If you cannot admit to doing the above, you have obviously caught the mutated strain — the D-NILE virus.

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